Especially when they weigh 500 pounds! True story.
|—||Barbara Kingsolver (via kari-shma)|
Used in a sentence, “after 4 days of tube feedings, lactulose was given and a poonami was unleashed.”
Nursing is a glamorous profession.
I can relate to this, and I’m not sure if I’m proud that I’m becoming a…
thank you for coining this. remember the scene in anchorman when brian fantana puts on sex panther, and everyone states that it stanks like a combo of bigfoot’s dick, a turd covered in burnt hair, and indian food diaper? totally poonami. and now, a mass exodus of non-nursing followers. SORRR.
Yeah, I lost a few followers
I save lives. And wipe ass. And get paid like 34$ an hour to do it. SUCK MY COLLEGE EDUCATED DICK, UNFOLLOWERS.
This totally happens to the CABG’s post op day 2 after a huge dose of sorbitol! Or any ICU patient for that matter who has been given sorbitol! Ha!
|—||Buddhist proverb (via sol-psych)|
Become a whovian, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. Why are you crying on the floor in the fetal position, they said.
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