My life is...
Prior to lifting any patient:

whatweshouldcallnursing2:

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Especially when they weigh 500 pounds! True story.

Don’t try to make life a mathematics problem with yourself in the center and everything coming out equal. When you’re good, bad things can still happen. And if you’re bad, you can still be lucky.
Barbara Kingsolver (via kari-shma)

littlefoxx:

quarterlifekate:

bananasandmoustaches:

littlefoxx:

complex-qrs:

Used in a sentence, “after 4 days of tube feedings, lactulose was given and a poonami was unleashed.”

Nursing is a glamorous profession.

You’re welcome.

I can relate to this, and I’m not sure if I’m proud that I’m becoming a…

thank you for coining this. remember the scene in anchorman when brian fantana puts on sex panther, and everyone states that it stanks like a combo of bigfoot’s dick, a turd covered in burnt hair, and indian food diaper? totally poonami. and now, a mass exodus of non-nursing followers. SORRR.

Yeah, I lost a few followers

WHATEVER

I save lives. And wipe ass. And get paid like 34$ an hour to do it. SUCK MY COLLEGE EDUCATED DICK, UNFOLLOWERS.

This totally happens to the CABG’s post op day 2 after a huge dose of sorbitol! Or any ICU patient for that matter who has been given sorbitol! Ha!

If you have a problem that can be fixed, then there is no use in worrying. If you have a problem that cannot be fixed, then there is no use in worrying.
Buddhist proverb  (via sol-psych)
mommadrama:

So true.

mommadrama:

So true.

scificity:

Finally found them (xpost r/funny)http://scificity.tumblr.com

This is awesome.

scificity:

Finally found them (xpost r/funny)
http://scificity.tumblr.com

This is awesome.

seryle:

Become a whovian, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. Why are you crying on the floor in the fetal position, they said.
Damn whovians.
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seryle:

Become a whovian, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. Why are you crying on the floor in the fetal position, they said.

Damn whovians.

Pic belongs to owner

Yup

Yup